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Since there are just barely more of my TV shows from the 2010s than the 1950s (eighteen and fifteen respectively), I'm not going to rank them.  I will note that this project ended up somewhat different than I originally imagined, more so than the ones for books and movies, mostly because of the chronology thing.  My next blog, I'm not even going to try for chronology.

Spoiler: I will now check out TV shows "alphabetically" from the library, that is I will take them in the alphabetical order that my library puts them, so that 3rd Rock from the Sun is under the numbers (at the front) and 30 Rock is under T.  More details to follow, but thank you for following this blog, to the extent that you did.

The Crazy Ones: Love Sucks

The Crazy Ones: Love Sucks
CBS
April 10, 2014
Sitcom
Download
C

Obviously the only reason my at that point two-decades-divorced ex-husband downloaded this for me was because I really wanted to see Williams & Dawber reunite.  The thing is, it's not that interesting a show, even their scenes.  It's just OK, and I doubt I'd ever want to watch another episode, but if I did, it wouldn't kill me.  The backstory to the episode is more interesting, including that Williams would die that August.

Note that Brad Garrett was Doug on Roseanne over twenty years before playing Gordon Lewis here, but is of course most famous for Everybody Loves Raymond.

The Bob Newhart Show: Group Therapy

Another great set from Shout
 Factory (not a paid endorsement)

The Bob Newhart Show: Group Therapy
Direct to DVD?
Early 2014? (recorded in December '13)
Documentary
DVD
B

Although some of the material isn't exactly fresh, it's still good to see the old friends gather together to pay tribute to a series they are justly proud of, and to remember their late comrades Suzanne Pleshette and Marcia Wallace.  There's obviously a certain poignancy built in, especially since Jack Riley looks so frail in his wheelchair, although still able to get laughs with just a few words.  Bob does most of the talking but the others chime in, as when Bill Daily says he had no funny lines on I Dream of Jeannie but the writing on BNS was so sharp everything afterwards paled in comparison.

Riley hung on till 2016, and the other four are still with us.

Mean Girls 2

Mean Girls 2
ABC Family
January 23, 2011
TV-Movie, Comedy
DVD
C+

Appropriately enough for a movie in which embarrassment is one of the themes, I have an embarrassing reason for owning this: I loved the original bigscreen movie and bought the DVD for this (with its similar cover) in a hurry.  This isn't as bad as you'd expect, but neither does it have the wit or insight of the 2004 movie.  At times, it's hard to tell if cliches are being sent up or checked off.  There are dropped threads-- Coco Chanel the dog, the Wood Shop project-- and then things being tossed in, like the heroine Jo developing an out of the blue crush on the guy she'd dismissed (in narration) as stupid and sexist.  The first half hour in particular, there honestly is a (very innocent) lesbian subtext between Jo and her new friend Abby, but, while both girls get boyfriends, their friendship does stay mostly at the center of the film, and this story is sweet at times, so I don't want to be too hard on it.  I'm not that much of a mean girl.

My review of Mean Girls is here: http://reviewingeverymovieiown.blogspot.com/2015/08/mean-girls.html.  Note that no one from the original except Tim Meadows as the principal seems to have been associated with this seven-years-later cashgrab.

Ace of Cakes: 30 Rock (And Roll)

Ace of Cakes: 30 Rock (And Roll)
Food Network
July 15, 2010
Reality TV
DVD
C

The far from fascinating saga of how Chef Duff and his crew made two cakes for 30 Rock: Grizz & Feyonce's wedding cake and a Meat Cat cake for the Season Four wrap party.  I'm tagging 30 Rock because we do get to see a bit of the season finale.

30 Rock: I Do Do

30 Rock: I Do Do
NBC
May 20, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B-

In this Fey-written episode, Liz leaves the first wedding (Floyd's) for the second (Cerie's) but has to stop by Wesley's former office to pick up his dress shoes.  There she immediately connects with Matt Damon as Carol.  (It's a family name he says, and we later find out he's another of Liz's punningly named boyfriends, since his last name is Burnett.)  Avery and Nancy meet in the bathroom at Cerie's wedding, so Nancy ends up being the one to tell Jack that Avery is pregnant.  Meanwhile, Jenna learns that Paul (Will Forte) is also torn between two loves: her and Cher (at least as females to impersonate).  And when Kenneth tries to avoid a promotion that would mean moving to California, Pete has to reluctantly fire him.  The final wedding is Grizz's, and Kenneth drunkenly confesses his love for everyone.

Kristin McGee understandably makes her last appearance as Kaitlin, Floyd's bride, while John Anderson completes his fourth-season purpose as Astronaut Mike Dexter in various forms.  Paula Pell appears as Paula, but oddly we don't see Sherri Shepherd as Angie.  (Maybe she was still doing bedrest because of the pregnancy.)  Craig Castaldo again plays Moonvest.  Russ Spiegel returns as a TGS Bandmember.  And Frank Anello of course plays a member of the Production Staff, and Sue Galloway is naturally Sue.  I'm omitting Powell and Friedlander from the overcrowded tags.

30 Rock in its fourth season ranges from C to  B, and 13 of those are B-s, so it's not surprising that it averages out to a B-.  This is a slip in quality, but not a severe one.  I just laughed less and was less invested in the characters.  On my first viewing, I actually felt like we were leaving the characters in a good place, and the gross, unfunny, and "wacky" fifth season took me by surprise.  But that's a topic for my next blog.  For now, I'll note that we are not quite done with 30 Rock on this blog.

30 Rock: Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land

30 Rock: Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land
NBC
May 13, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B-

Matt Hubbard wrote this episode which is an unofficial first half of a two-parter.  (Well, it does end "To be continued.")  We see the beginning of the day that Liz has to be part of three wedding parties, starting with Floyd's wedding in a Catholic Church.  Jack and Nancy finally slept together the previous night, so he decides to tell her, during Liz's speech, about Avery.  Meanwhile, Dot Com and Kenneth convince Tracy to do a movie that may get him the Oscar in his EGOT goal.

Kristin McGee returns as Kaitlin and Seth Kirschner is back as Shawn.  John Anderson again plays Astronaut Mike Dexter.  Tuxedo Gala Guest Ali Khan would later be an Airline Passenger.  Frank Anello is consistent as a member of the Production Staff.  I'm omitting Judah Friedlander and Jane Krakowski from the very overcrowded tags.

30 Rock: The Moms

30 Rock: The Moms
NBC
May 6, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B-

In this Cannon & Carlock episode, some of the mothers of the performers and writers show up for a special Mother's Day episode of TGS.  It's the backstage drama, including in one scene between Frank and his mom (I'm omitting Patti LuPone and Judah Friedlander from the overcrowded tags),  that is the real focus here.  Note that Colleen Donaghy meets Avery and she pushes Jack to choose between his two girlfriends.

Frank Anello continues his streak as a member of the Production Staff.  John Anderson plays Astronaut Mike Dexter again, and Will Ferrell is back as Shane Hunter.

30 Rock: Argus

30 Rock: Argus
NBC
April 29, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B-

In this episode written by Morgan, Pell, and Siegal, the title thread is the weakest, although it's not bad.  Jack inherits Don Geiss's pet peacock Argus and, with help from Liz and Kenneth, really mourns Geiss for the first time.  Meanwhile Tracy seems to be typically selfish in insisting on being Grizz's best man, but Tracy knows that Dot Com is in love with Grizz's fiancee, Feyonce.  And Liz and Pete are suspicious of Jenna's new boyfriend, Paul (Will Forte, who previously played Tomas).  I like the twists in plotting and expectations in this episode, and I just wish it was funnier.

Marceline Hugot is back as Kathy Geiss.  Carmen Osbahr is again a Puppeteer, this time working the peacock puppet (although it is a live bird in some shots), while Peter Linz would be a Puppeteer in a future episode.  Frank Anello makes a welcome return as a member of the Production Staff.  This is the only episode directed by producer/composer/actor/husband Jeff Richmond that I'll be reviewing on this blog, so I've decided not to tag him.

30 Rock: Khonani

30 Rock: Khonani
NBC
April 22, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
C+

IMDB has this listed as the same date as the previous episode, but it's simply not as good.  Jack promises to decide between Nancy and Avery but instead sidetracks himself into resolving a conflict between two janitors: the title character and Subhas (Subhas Ramsaywack).  Meanwhile, Liz throws an engagement party for Cerie out of vengeance against their co-workers, and Tracy puts his dog's shock collar on himself in order to become a more doting husband.  It would take much sharper writing to make these plot threads more than passable, and this is the 600th C+ I've given on this blog.

30 Rock: Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter

30 Rock: Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter
NBC
April 22, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B

Fey & Cannon wrote this episode, which is better than most that season.  Jack's triangle would get old before season's end, but here him being unable to decide between Avery and a newly divorced Nancy is funny and believable.  Meanwhile, Toofer quits because he doesn't want his job through tokenism (despite his nickname, which is lampshaded when he returns), and Liz attends singles events with Jenna and sometimes Nancy.

Steve Hely, who wrote "Black Light Attack!" earlier in the season, here plays Jerem.  Will Ferrell makes his first of three appearances as Shane Hunter, the star of the controversial and nonexistent NBC series Bitch Hunter.

30 Rock: Floyd

30 Rock: Floyd
NBC
March 25, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B-

As you can guess from the title, this episode marks the return of Liz's "best boyfriend," in a script written by Paula Pell, who played Pete's wife Paula.  Liz hopes they'll get back together, but he's getting married to a woman named Kaitlin (Kristin McGee, who'd previously played an Exercise Lady).  Meanwhile, Jenna, Tracy, and eventually Pete have erotic dreams about Kenneth, and Jack and Danny get involved in a prank battle against Frank, Toofer, and Lutz.

Lester Holt and Meredith Vierira return as themselves.

30 Rock: Don Geiss, America, and Hope

30 Rock: Don Geiss, America, and Hope
NBC
March 18, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B-

In this Burditt & Wigfield episode, Jack tries to find meaning in his career as Don Geiss is dead and NBC is bought by Kabletown.  Meanwhile, Tracy, who had previously confided in Jack that he's actually 100% faithful to Angie, tries to save his career when his fidelity is revealed by an ex-nanny.  And Wesley, whose last name turns out to be Snipes, tries to convince Liz that they are each other's settling soulmates.

Geiss's Grieving Mistress Stefanie Grassley previously played one of Tracy's Fans, while Scott Bryce, who was Michael Templeton before (and had a role on Who's the Boss?), plays Dave here.  John Anderson again plays Astronaut Mike Dexter.  Marceline Hugot returns as Kathy Geiss, and James Rebhorn is back as Dr. Kaplan.  This is the first of three episodes directed by Stephen Lee Davis.

30 Rock: Future Husband

30 Rock: Future Husband
NBC
March 11, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B-

Despite the gap of a month since the previous episode, this picks up not long after.  Jack is trying to figure out how to manage his relationship with Avery and where the lines between work and romance are, especially since she's a financial reporter and she's heard a rumor that Kabletown is buying NBC.  (A rumor that would prove true.)  Meanwhile, Liz has met her "Future Husband," in the form of an Englishman named Wesley, played by Michael Sheen.  In this and later episodes, they don't connect and yet they're drawn together.  Again, a B was tempting, but I didn't really care about the Tracy & Jenna thread about his attempts to get a Tony Award.

Maechi Aharanwa reprises her role as Keisha, while James Rebhorn would reprise his role as Dr. Kaplan.  Brian Williams is back as Brian Williams.  This time, "30 Rock Regulars" means only Maulik Pancholy as Jonathan.  This is the first of two 30 Rock scripts by Jon Haller, while it's Tracey Wigfield's second of nine.

30 Rock: Anna Howard Shaw Day

30 Rock: Anna Howard Shaw Day
NBC
February 11, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B-

This Matt-Hubbard-written episode introduces another love interest for Jack: Elizabeth Banks as Avery Jessup, who's a good match for Jack in the sense that they're both conservative and tough but sophisticated.  Meanwhile, Liz hopes to avoid Valentine's Day by going to the dentist, but she ends up hallucinating three of her exes.  I might've gone with a B, but I wasn't crazy about the thread about Jenna's stalker.  Note that we actually meet one of Pete's kids, Evelyn, his only daughter.

Stewart Steinberg is again the Old Janitor.  Maechi Aharanwa would be Keisha the nurse in the following episode as well.  I'm omitting Friedlander and Powell from the overcrowded tags.

30 Rock: Verna

30 Rock: Verna
NBC
February 4, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B-

Ron Weiner wrote this episode where Jenna's mother, the title character (Jan Hooks in her first of two cameos), shows up and seems to want to make up for being a bad mom, but Jack doesn't trust her.  Hooks is quite good (even if she is only about eleven years older than Krakowski) and I wish the rest of the episode were at her level.  Frank moving in with Liz and the two of them having a bet about breaking bad habits (junk food for her, smoking for him) isn't that interesting, although the pay-off is pretty good.  Also, I don't like how people keep moving in with Liz without her really wanting them to.  I could see it with Pete in the first season, but not with Frank here, or with Tracy earlier this season.  Director Don Scardino plays a Maitre d'.

30 Rock: Winter Madness

30 Rock: Winter Madness
NBC
January 21, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B-

This is Vali Chandrasekaran's first of six 30 Rock scripts, and Tom Ceraulo's second of five.  It has the TGS cast and crew going to Boston, when Liz and Pete had hoped for Miami, simply so that Jack will have an excuse to see Nancy, who's ambivalent about both selling her house and getting a divorce.  I enjoyed the thread of Tracy learning about Boston history more than I expected.  (And, yes, that's Kevin Meaney as John Hancock.)

Sue Galloway is Sue and Cheyenne Jackson is Danny.

30 Rock: Black Light Attack!

30 Rock: Black Light Attack!
NBC
January 14, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
B

I guess this episode aired the same night as the previous one, but it's much funnier.  In a sort of replay of a first season episode with Floyd, Jack wants to hang out with Danny (Cheyenne Jackson), especially when he finds out that Danny is casually dating Liz.  Meanwhile, Tracy is looking for a female perspective, since he's hoping to have a daughter, so he adds Sue to his entourage.  (Sue Galloway has as many lines in one scene as she's had total in previous episodes.)  And Jenna has to face that she's now being cast as middle-aged mothers rather than college students.  Note that Jack breaks up Liz and Danny by confessing he's in love with Liz, but it's clear to the audience and Liz that he doesn't mean it.

Joseph D'Onofrio is a Crew Guy for the last time.  Jonathan Cohn is again a Cute Guy, while Andrew Goldfarb is again a Page.  Russ Spiegel makes his first of four appearances as a TGS Band Member.  Hockey Fan James Coker would later be a Gen-Y D-Bag.  (Or is that a proper name?)  The screenwriter Steve Hely would play Jerem later in the year.

30 Rock: Klaus and Greta

30 Rock: Klaus and Greta
NBC
January 14, 2010
Sitcom
DVD
C+

Robert Carlock wrote this episode where people do stupid things:

• Jack and Kenneth break into Nancy's house in order to erase a drunk message Jack left on her voicemail;
• Tracy realizes that all women are someone's daughters;
• Liz outs her young cousin and then has to deal with the consequences when he visits her in New York;
• Jenna pretends to date James Franco in order to improve his reputation (I know, more ironic now) and falls for him, until Liz advises her to break up, but then Liz sleeps with Franco and his sex pillow.

Matt Lauer returns as himself.

Watching TV in the Aughts and Watching Aughts TV

As I've said more than once, I watched very little TV in the first decade of the twenty-first century, which of course meant I didn't see much of it after the fact.  If not for "discovering" 30 Rock last year (and I still haven't seen Season Seven), there would be a lot fewer entries for that decade.  Nonetheless, here are the Top and Bottom lists, in chronological order:

1. Fruits Basket: True Form, May 27, 2003
2. 30 Rock: Fireworks, April 5, 2007
3. 30 Rock: Cleveland, April 19, 2007
4. 30 Rock: Jack Gets in the Game, October 11, 2007
5. 30 Rock: Succession, April 24, 2008
6. 30 Rock: Cooter, May 8, 2008
7. 30 Rock: Gavin Volure, November 20, 2008
8. 30 Rock: Christmas Special, December 11, 2008
9. 30 Rock: Goodbye, My Friend, March 5, 2009 (the only A- among these B+s)

All C-s (no really terrible shows this decade, at least in my collection):

1. Fruits Basket: Is the Rumored Ri That Mother's Daughter?, May 27, 2003
2. The Daily Show: The Secretaries' Tour, August 11, 2004
3. 30 Rock: Cutbacks, April 9, 2009

30 Rock: Secret Santa

30 Rock: Secret Santa
NBC
December 10, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B-

Fey wrote this episode which introduces the marvelous Julianne Moore as Jack's old high school crush Nancy Donovan.  Baldwin and Moore have great chemistry together, and Moore is a hoot here with her Boston accent and down-to-earth attitude, so I'm very glad they brought her back.  (I'm less glad with what happened to her character, but that's down the road, and we're only one-third into this season.)  The other threads, with Liz trying to find the right gift for Jack, Pete trying to use the surprisingly great singer Danny (Cheyenne Jackson) for revenge against Jenna, and Tracy making the writers feel guilty for lying to Kenneth, don't work nearly as well, but this episode is definitely a step up from the previous ones.

Chris Fischer would again play a Policeman.  Subhas Ramsaywack returns as Subhas.  This is the last time that Teddy Coluca would be the Stage Manager.  It's also the 1100th B- I've given, as well as the show that closes out the Oughts.

30 Rock: Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001

30 Rock: Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001
NBC
December 3, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
C

Devon Banks calls Jack and makes him insecure enough to make Liz insecure about her new talk show.  And meanwhile Tracy decides to go for EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony).  This Kay Cannon story would've been a C- if not for Frank becoming Liz in her absence.

Ali Reza's last 30 Rock appearance is as Yakov.  John Anderson makes his first of five appearances as Liz's fantasy husband Astronaut Mike Dexter.  Sherri Shepherd returns as Angie.  Sue Galloway plays Sue.  And Kristian Alfonso, here in her most famous role of Days of Our Lives' Hope Brady, had had a series-changing role on Who's the Boss?, playing Tony's girlfriend Frankie, who makes Angela realize her love for Tony.  And I'm unable to tag Whoopi Goldberg this time.

30 Rock: Sun Tea

30 Rock: Sun Tea
NBC
November 19, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
C

This episode, the first of seven written by Dylan Morgan and Josh Siegal, is best symbolized either by Al Gore returning and telling us why it's important to recycle jokes, or by the title, which is Frank's term for the urine he collects in jars.  Liz moves in with a cool gay cop, but only so she can drive him away and she can buy his apartment when the building goes condo, and she actually uses "sun tea" to achieve her goal.  Meanwhile both Jack and Tracy consider getting vasectomies but don't go through with it, mostly so the series can go on to make them have baby daughters that they'll neglect (Tracy's in particular).  I would've given a C- if not for the Cosby Show parody.

Marceline Hugot returns as Kathy Geiss, while Rip Torn's actual son Tony plays Bertram Geiss, presumably the father of Don Geiss's grandchildren.  Bobb'e J. Thompson returns as Tracy, Jr., and impacts the plot.  Exercise Woman Kristin McGee would next be seen as Kaitlin.  And Sue Galloway is Sue.

30 Rock: The Problem Solvers

30 Rock: The Problem Solvers
NBC
November 12, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
C+

Nothing quite works in this Ron-Weiner-written episode, which introduces Cheyenne Jackson as new TGS cast member Danny Baker.  (Real first name Jack, but Jack Donaghy immediately renames him.)  "Danny" is trying to get his bearings, but he gets dubious advice, including from the title team.  Tracy and Jenna also give Liz bad business advice that pits her against Jack, until the rom-com-ish resolution scene.  This isn't as painful as a Season Five episode, but it does show the beginnings of the decline, with characters Flanderized for the sake of jokes, rather than jokes revealing character.

Old Janitor Stewart Steinberg returns.  Josh Fadem would be back as Liz's new agent, Simon Barrons.

30 Rock: Audition Day

Goodbye, Josh.  Sorry
things didn't work out.

30 Rock: Audition Day
NBC
November 5, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B

Matt Hubbard wrote this story that has some trends that would be troublesome in the next two or three seasons but are still reasonably under control here, with enough wit and intelligence coming through.  Liz and Pete have finally selected a new cast member, but they have to stack the auditions for Jack, using "the Hornberger System."  Unfortunately, the audition is thrown wide open by Jack, who has a different perspective on life now that he's suffering from bedbugs.  Ironically, when Pete literally pulls in a guy off the street-- a robot mime-- that's who Jack likes best.  (The performer is played by a different actor than later, and as Liz observes, "I hope he can speak English.")  As for those trends, the already established Tracy and Jenna Act Like Vain Morons team is obvious here, where they feel threatened by the new cast person, especially since Jenna has baggage with Liz's choice, so they go out and try to find more talented people.  And Jack being humbled works OK here, but it would be an abused motif starting in Season Five.  Not to mention that Jack and Pete making fun of Liz's age feels odd when they're both older than her.

Crew Guy Joseph D'Onofrio previously had played Dave.  Old Janitor Stewart Steinberg would return five more times.  Angela Grovey is Kolandra here and would be Portia in 2011.  Brian Williams returns and is one of the people auditioning, as is Marceline Hugot as Kathy Geiss.

30 Rock: Stone Mountain

She'll outlive us all.

30 Rock: Stone Mountain
NBC
October 29, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B

John Riggi wrote this episode where Jack and Liz go to the location of the title, Kenneth's hometown.  (McBrayer plays two of the locals, one a mustached man, another a blonde woman.)  They're looking for someone for TGS, and Jack thinks a ventriloquist act is perfect.  Meanwhile, Frank, Toofer, and Lutz butter up Jenna so that she'll invite him to her gay friends' Halloween party, where all the hot girls will be.  And Tracy fears the Rule of Three of Celebrity Deaths will hit him next.  For a change, all three threads cross over in the end, when the obnoxious dummy (think Soap's Bob without a conscience and a filthier mouth) is beheaded by Jack, and so Tracy can relax and enjoy the Halloween party.

Blaine Horton repeats his role as Jenna's gay friend Sacha.  Frank Anello takes time out of his busy schedule to play a member of the Production Staff, and Sue Galloway is typecast as Sue.   Jimmy Fallon makes his first of four appearances on 30 Rock.  Then 87-year-old Betty White plays herself and in a nice sight gag is shown reading Milton Greene's Carter biography.

30 Rock: Into the Crevasse

30 Rock: Into the Crevasse
NBC
October 22, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B-

Considering this has Jenna filming an Icelandic werewolf movie, Kenneth popping up in an American Bandstand episode from the early '60s, Tracy making Liz's life into a porno, and the return of Devon Banks, this isn't as funny as it could be.  Note that Liz's "Dealbreaker" book shares space in the bookstore window with Dr. Spaceman's "sex book for couples" and Milton Greene's Jimmy Carter biography.

Subhas Ramsaywack makes his debut as Subhas the janitor, while Seth Kirschner first appears as Shawn here.  John G. Pavelec, an Attorney here, previously played a Congressman.  Frank Anello is in a rut as a member of the Production Staff, while Sue Galloway continues in the role of Sue.

30 Rock: Season 4

30 Rock: Season 4
NBC
October 15, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B-

Yes, Season 4 starts here, as well as in a restaurant called Season 4.  (And Alan Alda once made a movie called Four Seasons.)  Jack wants Liz to cast someone that middle America can relate to better than they can to Tracy and Jenna.  So Liz and Pete sneak around to comedy clubs and eventually try lying that they're having an affair (or "intercoursing each other" as Liz puts it), so of course Pete's wife, Paula (Paula Pell again), walks in at that moment.  Meanwhile, Kenneth leads a pages' strike when he finds out what a big bonus Jack got when the company is supposed to be cutting corners.

Writer Eric Gurian's second onscreen role is as 30 Rockefeller Plaza Stranger, while writer Matt  Hubbard's only one is as a Payroll Guy.  Andrew Goldfarb would return as a nameless Page.  Frank Anello is typecast as a member of the Production Staff, and Sue is again played by Sue Galloway.  Lonny Ross makes his penultimate appearance as Josh Girard, with the script by Fey lampshading the neglect of this character and having him quit.

30 Rock: Kidney Now!

30 Rock: Kidney Now!
NBC
May 14, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B

In this Burditt & Carlock episode, Jack holds a musical benefit to find a kidney for his father.  Meanwhile Kenneth encourages Tracy to accept an invitation to speak at Tracy's old high school.  And Liz gives out bad romantic advice to various women as part of her "Dealbreaker" persona.

I won't name all the singers in this episode (OK, it's cool to see Cyndi Lauper), but I will note Michael McDonald had also played himself on the Doobie Brothers episode of What's Happening!!  (an episode that a previous 30 Rock episode referred to).  Staff writer Kay Cannon's last onscreen appearance on the show is as the Young Woman whose boyfriend runs a tanning salon, while staff writer Donald Glover's third is as the Gay Kid.  (He was 25 at the time he was playing 18.)  Paula Pell and Sherri Shepherd return as Paula and Angie respectively.  Frank Anello captures the essence of the Production Staff, and Sue Galloway gets another line as Sue.

Near the end of the episode, Liz tells Jack, "It's been quite a year," and he replies that it's May.  Of course this episode wraps up the second year of 30 Rock, and of TGS.   The former, with the exception of one C-, ranges from B- to A-, averaging out to roughly the B-/B border, slightly on the B side.  The regular cast continues to work well, even if some Flanderization is setting in already.  The guest stars are good to great.  And the writing is still mostly solid.  I recall Season Four as a decline, if not to the point of Season Five of course.

30 Rock: Mamma Mia

30 Rock: Mamma Mia
NBC
May 7, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B

In this Ron-Weiner-written episode, Pete and Liz are suspicious of Tracy's supposed "love child" Donald (Michael Benjamin Washington in his first of two appearances), while Jack, at Liz's urging, finds out whose love child he is.  And meanwhile, Liz resents Jenna taking credit for the "dealbreaker" catchphrase, and the photo shoot shows that Jenna has learned from the Maxim debacle of the first season.  The title here is, as is made clear, a reference to the stageplay and film of that name, although in this case two of the three potential dads are immediately ruled out, leaving Jack to deal with the fact that his biological father is a liberal, secular humanist agnostic History professor from Vermont, perfectly cast with Alan Alda.

I'm omitting Friedlander and Powell from the overcrowded tags.  Frank Anello works hard at playing a member of the Production Staff.  And while Alda is of course going to walk away with the "Most Shows In My Collection" Award (if there was ever any doubt), the Longevity award will likely see Stuart Margolin pushing Ann B. Davis out of the way, since his role as Jack's potential-if-not-injured-in-the-war dad Fred comes a good 41 years after his first That Girl cameo.

30 Rock: The Natural Order

30 Rock: The Natural Order
NBC
April 30, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B-

Liz scolds Tracy, so he brings in a gibbon as his stand-in, behaves professionally, and makes some muddled point about how Liz also wants special treatment because she doesn't like changing the water tank and going to strip clubs.  (Both of these done funnier on Ellen.)  Meanwhile, Jack deals with the 35th anniversary of his father's final abandonment, and finds out that the first abandonment coincided with Jack's conception! 

Dancer #1 Semar Ghebremichael would later be Dancer #2.  Frank Anello gives under-appreciated contributions as a member of the Production Staff.

30 Rock: The Ones

Sue in a Slanket

30 Rock: The Ones
NBC
April 23, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B

The Ones:

• Elisa is The One for Jack, so he goes with Liz to pick out an engagement ring;
• Jack es El Uno para Elisa, pero ella es La Viuda Negra;
• Angie is The One for Tracy, who confesses to Jack that he's never actually cheated on her, but he does worry that getting her face tattooed on his back will make him less popular with women;
• And a handsome EMT might be the one for Jenna, but is she willing to kill off Kenneth to get the guy back?

Frank Anello is keeping it real as a member of the Production Staff.  Brian Williams makes his first of eight appearances on 30 Rock, usually as himself.

30 Rock: Jackie Jormp-Jomp

30 Rock: Jackie Jormp-Jomp
NBC
April 16, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B

This is the first of nine 30 Rock episodes Tracey Wigfield wrote, here working with Kay Cannon.  It's also the episode where we actually find out the name, and pronunciation of Jeffrey Weinerslav (Todd Buonopane).  Liz is on probation for "sexual harassment," having in the previous episode unsuccessfully tried to save her show's budget through quid pro quo second base.  At first, she misses the stress, until she meets neighbors who've raised leisure to an art form.  Meanwhile, Jenna is mistakenly reported as dead, which Jack hopes will create some buzz for her Janis Joplin biopic which has no rights to Janis's life.  And Tracy Al-Haigs it in the vacuum of Liz's absence, firing Kenneth's crush that Dot Com is dating.

Danielle Flora, who plays Daphne, would return as a nameless Dancer.  Frank Anello shatters stereotypes with his appearance as a member of the Production Staff.

30 Rock: Cutbacks

30 Rock: Cutbacks
NBC
April 9, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
C-

Matt Hubbard wrote this, the weakest 30 Rock episode so far.  Jack and Liz both have to deal with budget cutbacks, which is a promising storyline, but there are too many unfunny and implausible moments, particularly in the thread where Tracy and Jenna think Kenneth is a serial killer, so they accidentally kill his pet bird.

Shockingly, Frank Anello plays a member of the Production Staff.  Then 91-year-old Don Pardo is winkingly cast as Sid, the elderly announcer for TGS.  And Todd Buonopane returns as Jeffrey Weinerslav.

30 Rock: Apollo, Apollo

30 Rock: Apollo, Apollo
NBC
March 26, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B-

Robert Carlock wrote this story where Tracy wants to go into outer space and Jack wants to recapture the joy he felt on his tenth birthday.  Oh, and Liz has to deal with finding out that Dennis and Jenna had sex a few years ago, while he was dating Liz.  The highlight here is the staff watching Liz's 1-900 commercial from the '90s, although the way Kenneth sees everyone as Muppets is cute.

Carmen Osbahr would again be a Puppeteer (or "Pupeteer" according to the credits).  Dylan Clark Marshall would be Young Jack again in 2012.  Frank Anello shows his versatility as a member of the Production Staff.  Eighty-year-old Adam West appears as himself.  Millicent Shelton would direct only one more 30 Rock episode.

30 Rock: The Bubble

30 Rock: The Bubble
NBC
March 19, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B-

Tina Fey wrote this story where Liz tries to teach Drew what life is outside of "the bubble" that great-looking people exist in.  (I think Hamm is actually kind of plain, but I understand I'm in the minority on that.)  Meanwhile, Jack accidentally makes Tracy quit by pointing out that Tracy can now afford to quit, and poor Kenneth gets caught in the middle.

Richard F. Esposito again plays himself as Jenna's hairstylist.  Frank Anello doesn't disappoint as a member of the Production Staff.  Meredith Vierira again plays herself.  And Bobb'e J. Thompson returns as Tracy, Jr.  Tricia Block would direct another episode in '11, but I won't be reviewing it on this blog.

30 Rock: The Funcooker

30 Rock: The Funcooker
NBC
March 12, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B

This, the first of four 30 Rock scripts by Tom Ceraulo, here co-writing with Donald Glover, is uneven but sometimes very funny.  Liz gets stuck doing jury duty, when her Princess Leia scheme doesn't work as well as it did in Chicago.  So of course chaos breaks out with no one in charge.  (Pete is spending Spring Break with his kids.)  Jack could help run TGS, but instead he puts the staff to work coming up with names for his new mini-microwave, hence the title of this episode. Meanwhile Dr. Spaceman prescribes extreme uppers for Jenna, and Tracy's wealth allows him to circumvent the FCC.

Nancy O'Dell appears as herself for the second time.  Andrew Polk had previously played Executive #6 and here is Steven Spielberger [sic], director of the Janis-Joplin-ish biopic that Jenna is starring in and which has been referred to in a couple earlier episodes.  Not only does Sue (Sue Galloway) finally get her first line after two and a half years, but we find out that she's Franco-Dutch.  This is the first of six 30 Rock episodes directed by Ken Whittingham.

30 Rock: Goodbye, My Friend

30 Rock: Goodbye, My Friend
NBC
March 5, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
A-

This episode written by Ron Weiner is my favorite so far, perhaps ever.  You've got two very strong threads and one pretty good one, tied together in sometimes surprising ways.  Liz befriends a pregnant teen named Becca (very well played by 26-year-old Phoebe Strole), in hopes that she can adopt Becca's baby.  Meanwhile, Jack bonds with and then sort of plays father to Frank, encouraging him to go back to law school, until Jack meets Frank's fierce mother Sylvia (Patti LuPone in the first of three appearances).  And even the Jenna & Tracy plot has its moments of heart and belly laughs.  I like how Pete is again playing Liz's conscience, including telling her what it's like to be a very young parent.  And I love Jack's long line about the meaning of Harry and the Hendersons, which had me flailing with laughter even the third or fourth time through.  Another great moment is when Sylvia asks, "Do I have to paint you a picture?" and it turns out she already has, which works like a classic cartoon moment.  Just delightful from beginning to end.

Stefanie Grassley, who's Tracy's Fan, would later be a Grieving Mistress (not of Tracy's).  Frank Anello fulfills your expectations by playing part of the Production Staff.  This is the first of fifteen 30 Rock episodes directed by writer John Riggi.

30 Rock: Larry King

30 Rock: Larry King
NBC
February 26, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B

This Matt-Hubbard-written episode takes awhile to get going, but it's worth it to see how the threads cross over and pay off.  Tracy goes on the title character's talk show and for some reason is treated as an expert on economics (OK, he is wealthy, but that seems to mostly be dumb luck), and then he induces a worldwide financial panic, and he gives clues to where he's hidden money at 30 Rock, so Pete calls up for more specifics, is identified as "Peter Frampton, Guitar Icon," and still can't figure the puzzle out, but Kenneth, who's helping Liz retrieve her phone from a blackmailing cabbie, figures out that he himself is the safe place.  And meanwhile Jack must choose between love with Elisa (at this point, Liz has had sex twice in '09, Jack not at all) and saving the world's economy, especially GE.

Brian Berrebbi plays Reynolds here and previously was Dave.  Bill Walters is "ND Background" and would later be "Soup Kitchen."  Brian Stack makes his last appearance as Howard Jorgensen.  Frank Anello's fans will be pleased to see him appear as a member of the Production Staff.  And Meredith Vieira makes her second cameo on the show.

30 Rock: St. Valentine's Day

30 Rock: St. Valentine's Day
NBC
February 12, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B-

In this Fey & Burditt story, Jack and Elisa have religious differences; Tracy helps Kenneth woo a blind girl; and everything that could possibly go wrong on a first date, from Liz twice accidentally exposing herself to Drew's mother (actually grandmother) dying, goes wrong.  Isn't it romantic?  Note that the seemingly throwaway line about Dot Com being in love with Grizz's girlfriend would in fact have a pay-off down the line.

Jeff Richmond again plays Alfonso Disparioso.  Frank Anello incidentally is a member of the Production Staff.

30 Rock: Generalissimo

30 Rock: Generalissimo
NBC
February 5, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B

This Robert-Carlock-written episode has one hilarious thread and two weaker ones.  Jack meets Elisa's grandmother Concepcion (Teresa Yenque, who previously was Teresa), who turns out to hate him because he looks like the title character, the villain on her favorite soap opera.  Not only does Hayek get some great lines that she just nails (I had to pause and rewind when she casually replies to Liz's "You're a nurse?" with "Yes, some of us are hot"), but I had to pause, laugh for several minutes, and then rewind when Jack and his doppelganger parodied the Patty Duke theme.  Meanwhile, Tracy has trouble keeping up with partying interns, and Liz uses underhanded methods to woo her new neighbor, Dr. Drew Baird (Jon Hamm in the first of seven cameos in the role), although she does realize that accidentally roofying him is a bad idea.

Matt Lauer makes his first of five appearances as himself on the show.  This time "30 Rock regulars" just means Maulik Pancholy as Jonathan.  Todd Holland would direct another episode the following year.

30 Rock: Retreat to Move Forward

If Liz danced in every episode, I'd totally be OK with that.

30 Rock: Retreat to Move Forward
NBC
January 22, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B-

The three threads in this episode written by Tami Sagher:

• Jack begs Liz to accompany him to a Six Sigma retreat but ditches her, yet she's still willing to humiliate herself to cover up his humiliation because she's a good friend;
• Jenna and Frank hook up but he's more embarrassed by it than she is;
• And Kenneth tries to get Tracy to look after himself because of diabetes.

Not the most memorable or funniest episode of the season, but there are definitely some good moments.  

Buscemi, who had already done a guest shot on the show, is the director here, for the first of two times.  Brian Berrebbi, Dave here, would be Reynolds later in the year.  Sue Galloway isn't listed as IMDB but she definitely appears as Sue.  Frank Anello, I should note, is a member of the Production Staff.  And welcome to the Obama era, we won't be here long.

30 Rock: Flu Shot

30 Rock: Flu Shot
NBC
January 15, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B-

Jon Pollack wrote this story where Liz initially refuses a flu shot when she finds out that there are only five available and thus the crew won't be able to receive any.  However, when, as Cerie puts it in text, "UR VAC8SH1 IS BAGON," Liz sells out and gets a shot, even dancing for Dr. Spaceman.  Meanwhile, in the weakest thread, Tracy and Jenna want to do something nice for the crew but have absolutely no idea how.  And Jack, having learned from his experience with C.C., decides to make time for Elisa, even if it means they have to take a feeble old man along on their dates, with Michael Bublé providing the "Mr. Templeton" song as background music.

Scott Bryce, who was Steve Barton on Who's the Boss?, is Michael Templeton here and would later be a character named Dave.  The Dave in this episode is played by Joseph D'Onofrio, who would later be a nameless Crew Guy.  Intoxicated Star Michel E. Bell had recently played an Audience Member.  Jimmy Palumbo, playing Matt Dowd here, would later be Enzo.  Staff writer Jack Burditt makes an uncredited appearance as Man in Donut Shop and in 2013 would twice play the Colonel.  Seventy-five-year-old George Bartenieff didn't work on any of my other shows, but he was Nitro in the campy movie Hercules in New York almost forty years earlier.  This time "30 Rock regulars" really only covers Lutz and Cerie, as much of the supporting cast is absent.

30 Rock: Señor Macho Solo

30 Rock: Señor Macho Solo
NBC
January 8, 2009
Sitcom
DVD
B

This episode written by Ron Weiner introduces the gorgeous and very funny Salma Hayek as Colleen's nurse and Jack's new love interest, Elisa Padriera, who'd appear six times more.  Jack is cynical about lasting love, to the point that he encourages Tracy, who's wasting his money very frivolously (see attached photo), to sign a post-nup with Angie (Sherri Shepherd).  And Liz's baby-craziness leads her to meet and then date a little person (Peter Dinklage, later of Game of Thrones).

Frank Anello obviously plays part of the Production Staff.  Nancy O'Dell would return later that year as herself, while her co-host Billy Bush wouldn't be back till 2012.

30 Rock: Christmas Special

30 Rock: Christmas Special
NBC
December 11, 2008
Sitcom
DVD
B+

Even though this Fey & Cannon story includes Jack accidentally hitting his mother with a car, it's one of the funnier episodes of the series.  Out of guilt, Jack flies his injured mother from Florida to New York, where she ends up staying with him and ruining his Christmas, until Liz makes him see that his mother really does love him, in her crusty way.  Before this discovery, however, Jack throws together a last-minute Christmas special, just so he can avoid his mother.  Meanwhile, Liz's faith in Christmas is shaken by what seems to be a scam, but Kenneth turns out to be right that everything is OK.  And Jenna gets to sing.

Series composer Jeff Richmond again appears onscreen as musician Alfonso Disparioso.  Audience Member Michael E. Bell would be an Intoxicated Star the next year, while Nilaja Sun would not reprise her role as Irene till 2012.  Sue Galloway not only appears as Sue but shows off the bra that the other writers chipped in for.  (Still not a speaking role yet though.)  And Frank Anello of course is a member of the Production Staff, while Teddy Coluca is again the Stage Manager.

30 Rock: Reunion

30 Rock: Reunion
NBC
December 4, 2008
Sitcom
DVD
B

Matt Hubbard wrote this story where Jack ends up accompanying Liz to her 20-year high school reunion.  He's mistaken for a popular classmate, despite the age difference, but then "rich 50 is middle-class 38."  Liz, however, finds out that rather being the unpopular nerd she remembers, she was verbally abusive, which is believable given some of the times she's insulted her staff.  Meanwhile, Tracy and Jenna resent that Kenneth's cliched jokes in the elevator are more entertaining to the other riders than their own attempts to entertain.  And the episode kicks off with Don Geiss regaining consciousness and deciding to not yet retire.

Adam Smith, Jr. again plays the Propmaster.  Hotel Clerk Jeff Hiller would later play Stewart.  And Marceline Hugot appears briefly as Kathy Geiss.

30 Rock: Gavin Volure

30 Rock: Gavin Volure
NBC
November 20, 2008
Sitcom
DVD
B+

This is a very funny episode, where Jack introduces Liz to his friend the title character, played by Steve Martin.  Gavin is quite taken with Liz, and she thinks he's perfect for her because he's agoraphobic and germaphobic, so he just wants to stay in and watch TV and not have sex.  He's also extremely wealthy, which doesn't hurt.  However, it all turns out to be a sham, as he's under house arrest and trying to escape.  Meanwhile, Tracy thinks his two sons want to kill him, and this is one of the best Tracy plots, even affecting the main plot with a life-size, realistic Japanese Tracy Jordan sex doll.

Adam Smith, Jr. would shortly return in the uncredited role of Prop Master.  Bobb'e J. Thompson makes his first of three appearances as Tracy, Jr.  And John McEnroe doesn't get a lot to do in his second appearance on the show, but he did make me laugh with his one line.