Showing posts with label Pia Zadora. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pia Zadora. Show all posts

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

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He conquers them with laughter and love!
Mystery Science Theater 3000: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Comedy Central
December 21, 1991
Riffing
VHS
B+

This remains a holiday classic, one I've watched so often that random phrases will come back to me, like "Kimar is the savings place."  There are many, many memorable quotes, some from the riffing and some from the wretched film itself.  Joel and the Bots mock the acting, direction, writing, special effects, sets, and "custumes," and yet somehow fail to notice the horrible makeup jobs, where the Martians' greenness varies from scene to scene.  Still, the references to entertainment and politics (including "Joseph Biden" and Clarence Thomas) more than make up for this, as does their characterization of Santa as a tough, drunken Vietnam vet.  For once, the segments in between the movie scenes don't drag things down, from the invention/gift exchanges to the timeless rendition of "A Patrick Swayze Christmas."  There are some sweet, sentimental moments here, as befits the season, but the snark is as strong as ever.

Note that the most recognizable performer in SCCM is not Pia Zadora (whose Golden Globe is frequently referenced, as the little girl on the screen gives as clueless a performance as in Hairspray), but Ned Wertimer as Andy Henderson, later Ralph the Doorman on The Jeffersons, although the shows I've tagged him for are That Girl, Welcome Back, Kotter, and Mork & Mindy.  Frank De Vol is tagged since he did the music for SCCM and made onscreen appearances on Gidget and That Girl, but I was never able to fit in his tag for an onscreen appearance on The [overcrowded] Brady Bunch, which he also composed for.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Family Film Festival: Pia Zadora interview for "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"

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Tom Hatten in the late '80s
Family Film Festival: Pia Zadora interview for "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"
KTLA
December 21, 1987
Movie/Interview Show
VHS
B-

Host Tom Hatten and Pia Zadora, neither of whom has apparently watched the movie in years-- they think McLean Stevenson played her uncle, and Tom wonders if viewers will be able to pick her out of the cast (gee, is she Girmar or Bomar?)-- chat about the movie and some (obviously not the more controversial aspects) of her career.  It's split into half a dozen segments, interspersed in between the movie, which I deliberately didn't watch this time as I'm saving it for MST3K.  This is a nice view of a local, and beloved, kids' show (FFF I mean), and if you somehow find it, worth tuning in for moments like Pia calling SCCM "riveting" and then not being sure what she means by that.